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I am SHUZHEN. I'm no princess I'm 18; Blessings on 5th March, thank you! (: I love Art, in various forms. Music, drawings, imagination. You name it. Diversity, they call it. Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~ Judy Garland More than words.
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Friday, May 7, 2010
some funny stuffs that made up my day! :DAn elephant asked a camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" The camel replied: "Thats a pretty dumb question coming from someone with a dick on his face""It takes 7 secondsfor food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. Thelength of a penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. T...he woman has read this entire text. The man isstill looking at his thumb." :)A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like. d boy replied, "u look lyk a god". d fat lady smiled, giggled and blushed then asked "aphrodite? venus? who?".. d boy looked deeply in her eyes, touched her belly and said "BUDDHA".How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, 'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.' The drunk replies, 'Boobs!' ^_^My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, Do you want to fool around ?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, ' 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Can you give me the formula for water?’’ - Student: ‘‘H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.’’ - Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Where did you get an idea like that?’’ - Student: ‘‘You told us the other day it was H to O.’’Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paperIn the bar there was a magic mirror that would suck you in if you told a lie. A brunette went in and said "I think.. I'm the most beatiful girl in the world" and the mirror sucked her in. The next day, a redhead went in and said "I think.. I'm the smartest girl in the world" and the mirror sucked her in. The next day ablonde went in and said "I think.." and the mirror sucked her in.Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'" Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "My name is Susan."A blondewalks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book downand screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve everread!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!” The librarianlooks up and calmly remarks – “So, you’re the one who took our phonebook…”"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor guy is thinking aboutgetting married."->> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said,'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. <<-Doctor: " It’s bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer’s." -Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse – at least I don’t have cancer."TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."Little John asked a long-distance telephone operator, "Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?" Operator replied, "Just a minute." Little John said, "Thank you." And he put down the phone.I was telling my father about my new girlfriend the other day;So i said, "Since I met her I can't eat, drink, or sleep." -"Why's that?" he asked. "Because," i said, "I'm broke."3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America. They decided to americanize their names. Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.a new teacher introduces himself to his class:' Good morning, my name is Long.' -little Johnny replies:'doesnt matter , we've got time.'A burglar is stealing from a house when he hears a voice saying St. Peter is watching you so he clicks off his light and hides for a sec then clicks it back on and resumes robbing. all of a sudden the same voice say's the same thing a gain, this time he looks around and spots a talking parrot..He asks are you St. Peter, no i'm moses, what dipshit named a bird moses, the same dipshit that named a rotweiler St. PeterA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you |
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